We’ve all seen the Van Damme Volvo Commercial, and then we saw the Channing Tatum Parody. Now take a look at the indoor beach version of the Van Damme video featuring Dan Caverly. While you’re at it, follow us on youtube for more entertaining videos!
And in case you can’t make out exactly what’s going on, here is the script.
(Cue “bumm bumm bumm”)
“I’ve had my digs and kills, my fair share of sunburns and sand down my crack. If I kissed my sister in the 3rd grade I’d be a totally different man today. Now I stand here before you, what you see here is a pair of legs that can stretch mediocrely, mind-body that can dig volleyballs at the same time, doing the most average of splits.”
Who can say where the road goes
Where the day flows, only time
And who can say if your love grows
As your heart chose, only time
(Cue random yelling)